Jeopardy answer: Started up their chainsaw sooner than necessary, so they could cover the sound of breaking wind. Bwaaaahaaa haaa!
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise"? We may have stumbled on to a deep, thought provoking conversation here concerning "making wind" alone in the woods and it's audible consequences.
Hmmm, I always thought the saying was “If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around ,do the other trees point and laugh ? “ Probably got “ Give a man a fish ,He’ll eat for a day . Teach a man to fish,and He’ll sit in a boat and drink beer . “ wrong as well .