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Those who will admit, and those who did and deny

Discussion in 'Chainsaws and Power Equipment' started by Sourwood, Apr 29, 2018.

  1. Sourwood

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    Jeopardy answer: Started up their chainsaw sooner than necessary, so they could cover the sound of breaking wind.

    Bwaaaahaaa haaa!
     
  2. fuelrod

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    "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise"?
    We may have stumbled on to a deep, thought provoking conversation here concerning "making wind" alone in the woods and it's audible consequences. :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Sometimes it sounds like I started a chainsaw...:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Oh...you weren't tuning saws in the rock n roll tour bus all night? :whistle: ;) :rofl: :lol: :eek:
     
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    Never trust one when it sounds like starting a chainsaw under water....:eek: :whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  6. Nixon

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    Hmmm, I always thought the saying was “If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around ,do the other trees point and laugh ? “
    Probably got “ Give a man a fish ,He’ll eat for a day . Teach a man to fish,and He’ll sit in a boat and drink beer . “ wrong as well .
     
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  8. Sourwood

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    If a man says something and a woman didn’t hear it, is he still wrong.
     
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