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  1. Backwoods Savage

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    Looks like a few bottle survived....
     
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    Not a pic...but it is funny!


    An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

    He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."


    Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.


    Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"


    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."


    Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!


    You've got your taste back. That will be $500."


    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.


    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."


    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."


    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.


    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).


    Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."


    Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

    Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to pizz us off.
     
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    That’s rather rottiman...esque.....:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Yeah that's what I thought too...matter a fact...I seen it over the weekend, wanted to print it off for the guys at work, went looking for it under Rottis posts...ahhh, yeah, ended up it wasn't even posted on FHC...:picard:
     
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    WINNER,WINNER.........CHICKEN DINNER !!!!!!!!...............You're right, I posted it about 6 months ago. It was funny then and it's still a hoot.
     
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    I guess I missed it...sorry...you right, still funny! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Backwoods Savage posted it on another "humor" thread in 2013/2014 ish. It's still funny!!
     
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    Good memory!
     
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