Standing in line at McDonald's

11:30 am
3 minutes in...no orders taken or delivered ....

Fast food huh?

Oh! A second order taker! should only be a few more minutes...
Glad I'm not in a hurry...


Lots of time to read the menu

More on that in a minute ...brb

 

So they got this fancy azz picture menu flashing pics of some dang good looking burgers and more

Those food photographers... must be magicians!!

 

The fries are....hot!


There's something new!

 

That stuffs bad for you anyway . Think of it as artery preservation when they just don't take your order.

 

Yeah...it could be why I have a stent...
But I don't eat here often, so unless I die in the next 12-24 hours...it probably can't be blamed on McDonald's

 

Ok

I'm done eating and it should be at least a few minutes till my stomach starts to rumble, so more on this picture menu...

Oh!
Uh oh! BRB...

 

Ok
I'm back...

So more on this picture menu.

I see they now have 'Signature Crafted Recipes"
They look amazing ... and I'd really like to try that one burger in the pic!

No no, not the one they actually serve!!!
The one in the picture!!!

Com' on seriously! Just once I'd like to get one like in the picture ... you know the one...the one with steam and juice pouring out of it, and the thick juicy burger hanging out past the bun in every direction!

 

Can't see how McD's can be bad for your health. Every time I indulge I end up being able to Chit thru a screen door @ 10 paces with in 15 minutes of eating it.........................................15,14,13...........

 

Oh man, I'm cracking up reading this. Chit thru a screen door...
McDees doesn't bother me...but someone I know that does tend to have a "reaction" to McDees says you never want to go there for lunch on a workday if its real hot or real cold out...he works construction and says those porta crappers are no place to spend much time if its real hot or real cold out.

 

Oh, and BTW, a little piece of trivia...whenever you see those perfect and really tasty looking pictures of food...yeah, its not even real...they make that stuff out of plastic, polyurethane, and foam. When I started spraying bed liners back in '99, the company that made the P-urethane also manufactured the products used to make those props for photo shoots, movies, theater, etc, etc.

 

Probably couldn't taste much difference between the Polyburger and the real thing.

 

Here's your shirt...

 

"Like goose crap through a barbed wire fence!"

Haven't been eating at any fast food places for a while now. Last one was Arbys for the reuben sandwich you see advertised on TV.

Yeah, same thing......didn't look much like the one in the pictures!

 

I dunno, I think they're pretty good! Hey, anything with sauerkraut can't be all bad.

 

If you want fresh hot fries from McD's, ask them for no salt on your fries. They will run a fresh batch for that request. They never look at me funny either when I ask for a couple of salt packets at the window when getting my order.