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MALE LOGIC ......................

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  1. rottiman

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    This is a conversation between a man and a woman. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question.


    Woman: Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes
    Woman: How many beers a day?
    Man: Usually about three
    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: About 20 years, I suppose
    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
    Man: Correct
    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
    Man: Correct
    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
    Man: Do you drink beer?
    Woman: No.
    Man: Where is your airplane?
     
  2. Chris F

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    Good question.
    Just goes to show that if you don't drink beer you'll just slowly spend that money on something else.
     
  3. Eric VW

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