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The Colonoscopy Thread....

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by golf66, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. Chvymn99

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    Hu, when the ex had his 10 years ago and they removed polyps they didn't restrict his diet afterwards. Maybe that is a new thing.

    Prep is the worst. I was put under to have mine done as they also had to check for other things from the other end for some gastrological problems I was experiencing.
     
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    Seriously, you joined to comment on this thread? :loco: :crazy::rofl: :lol:

    Hey, I'm just joshing ya - welcome to the forum!
     
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    I hope they went down your throat first, they use the same pipe for those tests! :faint:
     
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    :eek:

    Well, they said they used different ones . . .

    No funny taste afterwards ;)
     
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    Did you have bad breath? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Time to start a grumpy old man forum! We can brag about all the cool stuff we have but bitch because we're too sore to use it! Thanks for the welcome. Truthfully, I've been on these sites for a while. Got a new phone so I had to re-register some stuff.

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    Welcome Brian72 !
     
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    Oh no, I'll be unable to attend since I'm a b*tchy old woman :D:BrianK:
     
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    Thanks bud

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    OK. Grumpy old "people". Come on in. All are welcome!

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    Brian72 welcome to the nut hut. You’ll like it here. Lots of great folks.
     
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    I was having some problems when I was younger (26) and I had my first colonoscopy everything turned out to be ok. The prep is definitely the worst part!. To lighten the mood because I like to crack jokes, (I was getting scoped at both ends) I said for god sakes please send it down my throat first and be gentle this is my first time! The doctor didn't find it to funny but the nurses were chuckling. I am sure that he's heard all the jokes an wise cracks!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Good luck today Beetle-Kill, bet it will be over with before you know it.
     
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    Oh sure, if I had waited a few hours and let you introduce the scoping at both ends, it would have been you getting ch*tty jokes earlier in this thread :doh:
     
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    Make sure you at least get a kiss afterward Beetle-Kill :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Good luck Beetle-Kill it's not that bad you won't even know what happened! Although it is funny when your in recovery, at least where I was it was one big recovery room for about 20 people and your just separated by curtains:hair:. Yeah like you can't hear everyone farting :fart:in recovery because these are sound poof curtains right?:whistle::doh: Well I have no shame in tooting just ask Scotty Overkill. You cant help but laugh!:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::fart::rofl: :lol:
     
  20. Eric VW

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    Nothing quite as unnatural as them going “IN” thru the “OUT” door......
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    :rofl: :lol: