You will not believe what just happened .. I had to stop at the gas station on my way home and decided to buy a diet coke. As I walked up I noticed these two deputies looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up her car!! I thought what an idiot!! Well, I went in, got my soda and as I was checking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and that woman's arm was on fire!!! She was tossing and waiving her arm around, just going crazy!! So I ran outside and saw the deputies had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. Then the cops put hand cuffs on her!! So being nosy, I decided to asked the deputies what they were arresting her for? I just figured that being dumb enough to smoke at the pumps and catching her arm on fire would be punishment enough!! Well no sooner had I finished asking, one of the deputies looked me dead in the eyes and said .. "We're gonna book her for waiving a firearm"
The other day my wife asked me to hand her the lip balm, I mistakenly handed her the super glue. She still isn't talking to me!
I heard a similar joke about a guy running over a cat and after offering to pay for said cat got arrested for um, well paying for .............
We had a incident here locally last year. Two young lads were on a overpass over the Trans Canada Hwy. One was holding the other over the side, by the ankles, while the second lad was swatting the top of the stacks of passing semi's. He got his arm caught in one of them and had it ripped off. The OPP stopped the truck about 4 kms. down the highway. They arrested the truck driver for .................."ARMED ROBBERY"
I texted those words to my father in hospital. Probably should not have since he just had major abdominal surgery. Either way I still find that hilarious!!
