Frosty, the Lazy Jerk

So we have been getting a little weather today. It started as rain, changed to ice, and now we are getting some decent snow. I decided to go outside and snow blow my drive and the neighbors. Frosty came over and we started chatting. The normal stuff, weather, kids, sports. I told him I was going to get busy and finish the driveway and he said "don't mind me." I made a few passes and looked up to see this cold hearted SOB sitting there drinking MY BEER just watching. Thanks for the help Frosty! I offered him a seat next to the fire but he declined.

 

I miss the white stuff....don't miss the brutal cold. 62* here right now...highs tomorrow mid 20s. This is some crazy chit. Like the family pick..looks like there havin a great time!
Time to make new song (FROSTY THE FREELOADER) lol

 

Well, I certainly wouldn't give him anymore beer if he's just gonna' sit there.

 

Frosty the Red Nosed Snowman

 

So I was out today for a long walk, and sat down in front of somebody's house to relax.. I must have nodded off, 'cause I woke up with these kids all posing around me and some guy taking pictures! They stuck a beer in my hand and everything! What the heck?!

 

‘Twas 55 out when I left for work today - pouring rain. 28 and dropping when I got home - snowing and blowing. Suposed to get 10-18 inches. Stovetop cruising @550.

 

Cute pic, but I guess you can't say 'Frosty the fat bastard' with the kids around.

 

Frosty has some water retention problems.

 

In fairness, all snowmen have this problem... As they are made of water.

 

I had Frosty's brother at the house one day. Nice guy but pizzes all over the house when you are not looking.