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Are You Smarter than a 70 year old ????

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  1. rottiman

    rottiman

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    This is a test for us
    'older kids'! The answers are printed below, (after the questions) but don't cheat!
    answer them first.....
    THIS MAY BE HARDER THAN YOU MAY
    THINK. THE ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T
    QUITE REMEMBER THE CORRECT ANSWER.
    DON'T LOOK BELOW FOR THE ANSWERS UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED IT OUT.
    01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful
    citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would
    answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________.
    02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on
    The ____ ___________ Show.
    03. 'Get your kicks, __ _________ _______.'
    04.'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed
    to ___________________.'
    05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.'
    06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick
    that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.'
    07. Nestle's makes the very best . ... . . _______________.'
    08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great
    jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.
    09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.

    10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always
    ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________
    ________... '
    11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________.
    12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called
    the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ &_______________.
    13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was
    a tribute to ___________________.
    14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was
    called ___________________.
    15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled
    around our waist. It was called the ___________ ____________.

    16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____?
    17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ ______ _____!
    18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows!
    19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash". It's
    name was the ______ ______!
    20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as it's Logo/Representative.
    What was the boy's name? ________

    ANSWERS:
    01.The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
    02. The Ed Sullivan Show
    03. On Route 66
    04.To protect the innocent.
    05.The Lion Sleeps Tonight
    06. The limbo
    07. Chocolate
    08. Louis Armstrong
    09. The Timex watch
    10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
    11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
    12. Beetle or Bug
    13. Buddy Holly
    14. Sputnik
    15. Hoola-hoop
    16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
    17. Howdy Doody Time
    18. Shadow
    19.Monster Mash
    20. Speedy
     
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  2. Knothead

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    I'm six years short of 70 and was able to get 18 out of 20 correct......not bad for an old fart! :thumbs:
     
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  3. papadave

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    2nd part of #1, 1st part of #10, and #20. Missed those three. DUH moment when I read the answers. :picard:
     
  4. Horkn

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    I'm 42 and got the same 18/20. #16 and 20 were foreign to me.
     
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  6. Doug MacIVER

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    as good a place as any to put this!
     
  7. Horkn

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    I'm surprised there's no Brylcreme question on that quiz.
     
  8. justdraftn

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    18/20....and all those answers were right there.....

    the 2......right on the tip........
     
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    missed 1,16,18

    Hi, Ho, Silver away ! Why couldn't they ask the two horse's names !
     
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  10. Chris F

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    Got most of them but didn't realize the Monster Mash was from the sixties. Since I first heard it in the seventies I thought it was new then.
     
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    18 and 1/2- knew half the Red Skelton question. Not bad for a kid of 54!
     
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    Same here. I also didn't know Red Skelton character but knew God bless.
     
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  13. NortheastAl

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    A little dab'll do ya.
     
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  14. NortheastAl

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    17 1/2 right. 62 and haven’t lost all my marbles yet.
     
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    I guess I am too young. I missed 5 1/2 questions. Couldn't remember Freddy the Freeloader's name.
     
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    Had one I couldn't answer. Just couldn't remember it!
    Thats pretty good, no?
     
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    Im 48 and missed 16,18 and 20.
    Btw now I have that stupid monster mash song stuck in my head, thanks lol.
    I was working in my lab late one night................
     
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  18. Erik B

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    Do any of you remember that there was actually a product called 'Greasy Kids Stuff'?
     
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    43 and missed exactly the same two. Didn’t have the slightest clue on those.
     
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    Gooder than the rest of us.......so far.
     
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