The signs arent a joke

Jeesh no...I avoid friends that rhyme with "memo" and "fat" if you know what I mean? It was more like a word that rhymes with "heputy".

 

I think he said she was naked not dead.

 

We just don’t get the number of hunters around here like we did years ago. It seems like most get permission to hunt on the land and don’t cause problems.

 

I do all my firewood cutting and hauling during deer season. I think it keeps the hunters away. It sure keeps the deer and turkeys away.

 

It could be strange that a guy after getting home from hunting and waking up the next morning finds all 4 tires are flat from nails that might have been wedged....

 

Told a guy once that i would bury his truck in the dirt with my tractor if i saw it again. That was enough to scare him off.

 

I had someone put tree stands up in my trees, I removed them and set them at the base of the trees figuring they would get the message, nope.
they proceeded to reinstall them and added a chain and lock around each one, it is amazing how much damage 00 buck shot does in a 12 gauge will do to an aluminum tree stand.