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What do you want written on your gravestone?

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  1. Dana B

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    I saw this question posed on another website and thought it was interesting with some comical answers.

    I guess my serious answer would have to be "he told the truth" and my funny/wiseacre one would have to be "what the ***** are you looking at?"

    Everyone else?
     
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    Jimmy was here but now hes gone.
    His name is here to carry on.
    Those that knew him, knew him well.
    Those that didnt can go to H..L!
     
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    Already have one but nothing cute written on it.

    Gravestone-1.JPG
     
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  6. Dana B

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    Wife has the same birthday huh, what are the odds of that.
     
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    Thats my ex wifes birthday. I bet in 1972 it was really cold and nasty on that day.
    Sun probably never even bothered to shine!:mad::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Bout 1/365
     
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  10. Dana B

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    that would be the odds of one person having a bday on a particular day not two people who met and got married having the same bday.
     
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    I know. Was just messing with ya. Pretty crazy!
     
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    No tombstone.
    I want to be creamated then set on top of tannerite in my favorite spot in the woods and be vaporized.
     
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    Same here.....cremated. Ashes to ashes...................:dex:
     
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    And I thought I was the only one who bought his own tombstone before I died.
     
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    let me out im to young to die.
     
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    Yeah, and to top that off, her mother's was also on the same date. We talked about getting married on that date just for kicks. However, when you are young, who wants to wait?! Happy that we didn't wait too.
     
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    In 1972 we'd already been married 10 years! btw, it was really hot the day we got married and yes, the sun was shinning brightly on both sides of the fence.
     
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    I want cremated and put in a coffee can. (I need my morning coffee.) Lid taped on and planted upside down. So anyone walking by can kiss my ---.
     
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    My mother in law says she's gonna dig her way out and haunt me, I'm gonna plant her upside down. :rofl: :lol:
     
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