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Soiled jeans $425

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  1. TurboDiesel

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    I have a pair that look just like that.
    I made them yesterday...
    I'll probably make another pair tomorrow...

    Posers...:picard:
     
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    You know... a person could buy 7 pairs of a really good jean...like lets say Duluth Trading Co, make 'em look like these do yourself, and then be the envy of all your friends (except us since we already know better :D) because you have 7 pairs of "$425 soiled jeans"...wear a different pair everyday! And you'd only have what, $3-$400 in the whole lot! Best part is they'd last durn near forever since they are DTC brand, and no wear and tear from washing! :yes:

    :picard::picard::picard:
    What's next, pants that are "pre stunk" (stank?) already!? :fart::faint:

    :picard::picard::picard:
     
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    Depending on if and who they married, they will be worth $5 at GoodWill after the partner sees them and washes and dries them.
     
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    You're talking to another guy who would have to undress outside (porch or garage) before he set foot in the house with those pants!

    Wouldn't be the first time and I'm sure more to come, also. Then, hose them off outside and soak them in a bucket before they get inspected for washing here or in a laundromat somewhere!
     
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    Riot jeans, murder slacks, oil change yoga pants?
     
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    I don't know, but there are those who shop where I work, parading around in yoga pants that scare the be-jeepers out of me.
     
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    That's a hoot! They should come with a small bottle of 50:1 mix or 80W/90W gear oil you apply for that "real hard worker scent option". ($100 more).
     
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    I wonder if spill/stained shirts will sell for $275. How about boogers on the sleeve shirts and socks with pre made holes and ?

    We could complete the clothing line and retire!
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    Even a bigger $$$ idea. Pick up a few decent used cars for cheap run a grocery cart into it a few times and flip for at least triple!
     
  10. yooperdave

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    And don't forget the tobacco juice stains/dribbles onto the t-shirts!

    The coup de grace with that one!
     
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    Almost missed this product --- racing stripe underwear!
     
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    There's a guy that I work with that could handlethat task no problem! He always has tobacco spit on his shirts. He's as messy as a toddler. :rofl: :lol:
    Actually he looks like a giant baby so we call him moddler short for man toddler! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::startled::eek:
     
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    That ain't right......

    but it would definitely be sold as "soiled" no?
     
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    Hard work, and those who do it will always be envied by those who can't or won't.

    I've got some well worn boots I'll let go for a measly $350. (Mama always said you can tell a lot about someone by their shoes.)
     
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    Maybe not, but HDRock might have a pair he can send to you?
    :whistle:
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    :rofl: :lol:

    JK, Ed....:handshake:
     
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    I got some rounds out there laying in the dirt when I get done processing them I will probably have a pair
     
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    I do not think it is safe to cut wood in clothes like that.
     
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