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Mr. Tally Man, Tally Me Bananas

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  1. Ralphie Boy

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    The tree service dropped their last load. How much banana ya think dis gonna make?
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    Silver maple
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    Red oak
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    Ash, red oak
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    Red oak
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    Very very nice.
     
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    Very nice indeed. Lots of css'ing right there

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    Whoo. That's a lotta wood!! Yeah!
     
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    Ralphie Boy you really should cut a cookie or 2 of that one and save for next Valentine's day for your sweetie. Or you could paint it to make it look like an apple but you'd need to also make a stem for it.
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    Ha, ha, good eye Dennis! I hadn't noticed. I sure will do that.
     
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    Das a lotta bananas, mon!
     
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    If you're splitting that by hand your banana and coconuts are gonna be sore. :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Man! They set you up good, your going to be a busy beaver :saw::axe::stacke:
     
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    Sumbody gotz their hands FULL....lol
     
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    Looking for a splitter now. :eek:
     
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    Think you may have just nudged ahead of Greg in early running for the FHC scrounger of the year 2017. I reckon that lot would keep me toasty for about 5 years! Good work sir!
     
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    Greg will be receiving "gifts" from his arborist friend before long-:thumbs:
     
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    Did someone say coconuts?



    That said, there's no bananas there, but muy bueno BTU's.
     
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    Wow, that would be a workout with the Fiskars!
     
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    Now I'm curious to know how you spit!?
     
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    With a hydraulic splitter.
     
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    Me too, and it's been a while since I did it by hand, and I don't recall ever having a banana issue. Just wondering about your technique.
     
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    I was joking around, we do that quite often.
     
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