An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, and if not cured, get back $1,000." >> >> Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. >> >> Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I’ve lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??" >> >> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." >> Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" >> >> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500. >> >> Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. >> Dr. Young: "I’ve lost my memory, I can’t remember anything." >> >> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." >> Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that’s Gasoline!" >> >> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back! That will be $500." >> >> Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. >> >> Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!" >> Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,"Here's your $1000 back." (Giving him a $10 bill.) >> Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" >> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." >> >> Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer". >> >> Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. >> >> ENJOY YOUR DAY!!
