In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

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  1. Handsonautotech

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    And I got it... how did this thread get so much love yet you still have not found any?
     
  2. scavenger

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    Remember the movie ...A Charlie Brown Christmas?...little sister Sally says "I just want my share...I just want what's coming to me"...so I wait for what I know will be a fantastic guy to answer my call because each and everyone of you on here is too cool:cool:and have been in your own (warped) way supportive....said it a long time ago....Stihl lookin":smoke:
     
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  3. Handsonautotech

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    Ya know before I found my wife I too waited for the perfect one. Eventually I just got out there amd lived life and God sent the not so perfect "perfect" one my way who turned out to be more perfect then I would ever have guessed on my own.
     
  4. scavenger

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    It's a misconception that I'm not out there living a great life but at 58 there may be just a touch more necessary than writing a letter to Santa ....I'm careful and wary and selective online....I too believe he'll find me...and in the meantime you all know it and who hasn't had a good laugh at my expense?:handshake:
     
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    Smart to be careful online. My wife and I met through zoosk btw. We sent a casual message then did not talk for three months, then one day said lets hang out. Now we own a home and have 2 kids. From our first interaction I never would have guessed we would have gone this far. At the time she did not fit my idea of the perfect wife is what i am getting at. Not that anything was wrong with here lol i am sounding bad it doesnt come across right. She just was not the image I had in my head when I was looking at the time.
     
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    ...and sometimes it goes the other way....:whistle:


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  7. scavenger

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    You got that right! One must be forgiving and tolerant after all "man" is just a prototype....:rofl: :lol:
     
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  8. scavenger

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    ________and scavenger sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.......why is it those privileged enough to have my attention kiss like my chainsaw....sharp and quick.....you're a mature man here....your kiss shouldn't be like nuzzling a tractor....how 'bout more like the fire flames I watch....gentle, licking, dancing......all consuming.....but there I go again seeking perfection....by your 50s I'd think one would have acquired the "art"......:picard:....hey kiss like it's now or never not like you're maneuvering heavy farm equipment:rofl: :lol:
     
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  9. Chvymn99

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    Wow.... nice explanation....quite the painted picture....:rofl: :lol: ... tell them to go practice on a cold flag pole....:cool:
     
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  10. scavenger

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    I keep an optimistic outlook...but this last guy was a woodywood pecker....attention! Attention! We're talking about kissing only! I don't want to chip a tooth here......:doh:
     
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    I'm looking to split the night time stoking duties with someone as I just recently have been having some issues there--setting the alarm is a PITA and I'm stumbling out half asleep groping for the perfect log---with milder temperatures I hope to cut back on the trips to the woodburner but maybe not the groping....:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I soooooo need to hire you to maintain my dating site profile. :rofl: :lol:
    Your daily updates are epic more often than not.
     
  13. scavenger

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    This is the only thread NOT talking about the weather....now I could get a bit more interested in the real feel though...:banana:
     
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    I never thought that maybe my wood hoarding was a deterrent to my dating attempts---someone just asked if my place was the one that looked like a fortress---really guys...not trying to keep you out!! honest!! image (3).jpg image (2).jpg
     
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    Nope no fortress there- not until fully engulfed.
     
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    It is my intention to fully engulf my whole being with wood....for better or for worse...the die is cast so to speak...
     
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    X2 very impressive.
     
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    Risky thing to say to a lady, no? :whistle:
     
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    Yup!