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  1. Jack Straw

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    Yup. Alcohol involved there.
     
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    I had a drink after I read it. :faint:
     
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    I crossed my legs.
     
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    Gives me the willies! Maybe I could donate one.:rofl: :lol:

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    Wow, that right there is not something you joke around about.
    I'm somehow reminded of Lorena Bobbit.
     
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    Here's the lesson folks: never let your friends whack you off.
     
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    Not gonna ask how you can come up with the donor boner...............................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Miracle Grow and Fix-a-Flat!:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

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    Makes me want to start again. Good Lord...
     
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    Had the same thing happen once dulled the chain right out :rofl: :lol:
     
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    My knees instinctively closed together just reading the title of the story!
     
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    The guy just kept cutting wood :saw::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I can add nothing to the poor man's peeenusless predickament....:faint:
     
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    Pallet Pete? :hair::D

     
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    Poor guy....cuts himself then they drop him. Not his day!
     
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    probably the next thing that happens is that they get lost on their way top the hospital......................
     
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    Well, there are good days and then there are days that, well, aren't so good... :bug:
     
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