If you can't take a bite out of it with out unhinging your jaw, it's just ridiculous. That said, pare it down a bit, but leave the tomato and lettuce on it and I'd be all over it. There better be some raw onions on it too.
Give me the lettuce, tomato and onions, the bacon can go if needed, though some is a nice touch. Add some blue cheese, and all is well!
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak." Ted Nugent
According to what my doctor said, if it once had eyes or was green, then I can eat it. So, toss out the bun and it is legal!