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HELP............I'm lost

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  1. rottiman

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    Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service fora homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

    I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

    Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a guy thing.
     
  2. yooperdave

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    That was one of my favorite bagpipe songs up till now.
     
  3. Eric VW

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    :rofl: :lol:
    Always be one of mine, no matter who plays it at a new septic tank install :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Do you really think it was Rotti wearing a kilt??????
     
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    Didn't think that, and certainly DON'T want to think about that!:eek::rofl: :lol:
    No offense rottiman :yes:
     
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    Scotts + bagpipes....check.

    Bagpipes + Amazing Grace....check.

    yooperdave video link + Scotts.....non-check.

    But funny!:rofl: :lol:

    Was that really by "Me, Myself & I" and who the heck is that?:whistle:
     
  8. Eric VW

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    I'm sure Horkn knows.....:thumbs:
     
  9. Horkn

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    I have no clue, but at least he did refer to himself in the third person.
     
  10. NH mountain man

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    Rotti, you always have some of the best stuff.:yes:
     
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