Whet Deep Thinkers Retired Men Really Are....................

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.


The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.


The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.


Finally I pondered an age old question:


Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?


Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.


Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion


A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."


On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."


I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

 

You are wise beyond your years...............

 

Proof, no doubt!!

 

Now THAT was a good one dawg.

 

Rotti the place just would not be the same without you brother, Thanks to your expert insight and wisdom we are all much more rounded individuals.

 

Squashed my nut in pliers handles cuttin wire one time , oh it was bad ,couldn't even move for 15 min

 

Hit "there" with a base ball. Thought I would vomit. Happened more than once.
took care of a man kicked there by a horse. Talk about black and blue and swelling. He was weeks recovering.

 

I am not sure I would admit to that in public...

 

And some of us are a little too rounded.

 

rottiman, you are right. 25 years ago my youngest brother was playing little league baseball he was about 6.. I was his coach and tossing him baseball.. he had a great swing but connection was always a problem. I told him swing same way and from 20 feet I could throw ball to the bat. he connected line drive and it was a clean hit. I was on ground for 5 minutes he's 30 now and still apologizes to me whenever story gets told!