Old Age and Medicare Plan "G"..............................

Say your an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself, and the government says there is no nursing home care available to you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.


The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one useless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, free electricity, central air conditioning and heating, cable TV, a library and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need New Glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, new knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? No problem, there all covered.


As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as much as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go in a nursing home. And, you get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And, now because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes !!!!!!!!!!

 

Because one "like" is not enough.

 

We will run out of politicians in the first week or two. Might want to expand it to include tort lawyers and cable company execs.

 

+ used car and real estate sales men, too..............

 

But what about those of us who already have guns?

 

you get additional ammo.............................

 

You'll need to pass those along to your family before signing up for this plan. Otherwise they risk being confiscated and lost forever!