Entertainment in a small town

I think I need a pair of those.
Do they have a fork pocket?

 

I know I'm not too much of an id10T, but that one caused some consternation.
I feel gooder now.

 

Just call me Flarp.

 

What memories!

Back in the early 2000's, my nephew in Denver decided to buy one for my son and 99's son as we had taken our first combined family vacation out west together. They had a blast (pun) with them. On the way home, I edcided to stop in Mitchell SD and show her the corn Palace. As we were looking through the flea market, we noticed the two boys were "missing". Where's the boys I asked my daughter.

She shakes her head and said they're in the bathroom. 99 says, you better check on them.

When I got in the rest room, there was one of them washing his hands over and over, the other was in a stall with the door closed grunting and groaning and then making the flarp noise followed immediately by a loud sigh! Whenever someone would come in to do their duty, they would have to listen to someone else's noises!! They would take turns at the sink and laugh about the reactions!