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Woodpellets.com Early Buy 2016 Some Cheap Softies

Discussion in 'The Pellet Bag' started by Harman Lover 007, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. pelletguy

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    lol. this is just over the top hilarious. LW you made my night. I can only aspire to work my way into those circles.
     
  2. peterfield

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    Funny, and we know and trust vendors that traffic this site and businesses for the most part are honest, but if you don't think there is talk back and forth between manufacturers, supply chain folks and some vendors, I would have to say then pellets must be the only commodity that is absent that conduct in the business world.
     
  3. Scot Linkletter

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    Dude! You're going to get kicked out of the organization for revealing secrets like that (or worse!).
     
  4. Lousyweather

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    sorry, Jay, but you have had a subdermal chip installed for quite some time...you dont know it, because that lady (who shall remain nameless, Wildwest) who drugged you and installed the chip, did it AFTER you were out, soooo, you cant hide from the cartel!
     
  5. Lousyweather

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    well, Rasputin (that's Scot's cartel moniker), you're not going to say anything either, lest the word get out about you and the salesman from Secaucus......yea, you know what I'm talking about......:whistle::picard:
     
  6. wildwest

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    Now he's giving away my secrets too!
     
  7. MikeSs

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    I can see it now.
    Some guy walking around fully covered in aluminum foil.
    At least we know who it is, unless it becomes a fashion statement.

    Mm
    Will it protect my credit cards in my wallet?
     
  8. will711

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    You're not changing your name to Caitlyn are you :bug::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  9. jtakeman

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    Pffft! I just spit my white smoothie all over the kitchen. Wife ran out and though I was having an attack!!

    Then she whacked me for making the mess! :heidi:
     
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  10. will711

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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  11. MikeSs

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    You have to be careful when you read and drink. Dont want to waste any smoothie.
     
  12. will711

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    That is good advice there :D
     
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  13. artc

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    pelletguy, there is a secret decoder ring that you must possess in order to enter the secret kingdom!
     
  14. ttdberg

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    Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
     
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    Wow... there's something I haven't thought about in 50 years....
    Would they run this ad today? WakeUpGay.jpg
     
  16. subsailor

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    It's been 5 minutes since I read that and I still can't stop laughing.
     
  17. will711

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    I would be disappointed if she was :(
     
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    I would like to add comments about how nice she looks, but I would I risk getting off the subject at hand which is
    WOOD PELLETS.
     
  19. MikeSs

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    Or beer (vodka in a case or 2).
     
  20. oldspartantrader

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    Irish Whiskey is far to often overlooked :drool::dancer::sleeping:
     
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