I threatened something similar to a bad neighbor who let their dog run and it would come poop on my steps. The officer said I would be charged with vandalism and public indecency if I followed through with my offer to return the service on the neighbors deck as I had offered to him if they let their dog come to my yard again. Soooooooo glad they moved!
A buddy of mine had the same type neighbor problem. The diplomacy tact didn't work, so he implemented plan B. First time the dog dropped, he was out there with a shovel. He immediately launched it back over the lot line and against the Lt. blue vinyl siding of their house. Problem was soon solved, and the visits by the dog ceased..............
So that's who has been pinching one off in my chimney every Christmas Eve! Here I was thinking it was an unseasoned Yule Log!
Had some skiers that would use a house a couple doors away during the ski season. Then they would use my driveway for their dog to make a deposit. First time I threw it over the snow bank and waited for them the next morning when they walked the turd dropper. Stood in the picture window and when the dog entered the driveway, they saw me, immediately looked away and jerked the dog by the leash to prevent the gifting occasion. Problem solved, right? Nope! Dealing with city folk here and typical skier attitude. A couple days later, while I was gone, the dog again left a package for me to dispose of. Yes, it was them as I followed the tracks straight to their house with a shovel full of dog droppings and left it right in front of their vehicles drivers door. Problem solved, right? Nope! Still one more time! This time I carried it down the street in the shovel and was actually laughing as they were outside and then quickly went inside. Carried it right to their doorstep. Any closer, and it would have been made a door sweep! Neighbor next to them saw the whole thing and was laughing too. Said they have always done that and are completely clueless. Stayed right there for about 1/2 hour (B S-ing with their neighbor), but they never came out...just looked out the windows a couple times. So far, problem solved! But I'm watching! Don't know how much closer I can return the favor!
I wouldn't think of doing that. I was laughing so hard, I was kinda glad I didn't see them because they probably would have thought I couldn't be serious since I was in a good mood about it!
Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. "Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
