Dogs have that "dog years" thing. Babies under 2 years usually measured in months. Racoons have the "coons age" whatever that is. I think Firewood Hoarders should be measured in MC. Example: 100% MC = You're still a fetus 80% MC = You're almost potty trained 50% MC = Planning your retirement 0% MC = You had a pet dinosaur as a child (Mine was a stegosaurus) etc...etc.....etc..... Don't recommend using a moisture meter to test your age. those things are sharp and you could get some kind of tree disease if it's not sterilized.
My MC is about @ 100% @ bedtime and down to about 5% after the 5 trips during the night.............What can I say..............
The old man was getting a physical. The doctor said "I need a seaman, urine and a stool sample." The old man asked his wife "What does he want?" his wife says "Your underpants."
