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What not to say to your wife!

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    Thought you guys could relate to this!:rofl: :lol:

    Gary
     
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    If I told my wife she was just like her mother, she'd probably laugh and say, sorry about your luck.
     
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    We need one about "what not to say to your husband".
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    These feel just like your sisters.
     
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    Wife comes home from work in dress clothes, high heels and grabs splitting maul to help demo upper kitchen cabinets during remodel :"Thanks honey, I know there are exposed nails sticking out of the 2 x 4's behind me!"

    "A dog that gets car sick?!?!? I have been picking up lost dogs for 15 years and driving them with me til the owner called the humane society for my number!" 1/2 hour later said wife is the back of a convenience store borrowing paper towels........


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