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Things You THOUGHT You Heard Your Spouse Say

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  1. Grizzly Adam

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    "I'm going to drink my pee and then load the dishwasher."
     
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    drink my tea?
     
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    That's what she claims.
     
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    or, "take a pee, then load the dishwasher"

    The last few years I have been saying things like "let me get some glass in my water first"
    :picard:
     
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    What's in the water out there?!!!:rofl: :lol::whistle:
     
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    Sounds Bass Akwards to me....................
     
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    we were at a wings and beer place eating and the wife was watching the tv, I think it was an elk but the wife says out loud look at the rack on that. needless to say a lot of males perked up
     
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    I bet you could hear neckbones cracking!
     
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    They must have all been deer hunters.

    :whistle:
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Honey, you can go ahead and sell your tractor and buy a nicer one.:whistle:
     
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    Ewwwww. Tell her I said she needs to stop talking like that.
     
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    "I do" what she actually said was I don't!:rofl: :lol:

    Gary
     
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    "Honey, you can buy as many new powerful chainsaws as you think you"ll need."
     
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    ..........and "YOU WON'T".............................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I changed the bag in the vacuum and emptied the dust buster cup.
     
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    "we need more ammo" Beetle-Kill 's wife said that for real.
     
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    Mine does too!
     
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    and clay pigeons :)
     
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    I know my wife said....out camping n just woke up having a cup of coffee. A flock of pelicans lands on the lake in front of us. And she said-look at the penguins landing. And yes she is blonde.
     
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