Shortest Prostate Exam Ever..............

I went to my doctor for a prostate exam today. As I was getting undressed for it, I asked him "where do I put my pants?" ......"Over there by mine" was not the answer I was looking for............

 

Dude I work with said his doc puts both hands on his shoulders during his exam.

 

Yup, the old "you shouldn't feel a fingernail trick!"

 

Sometimes it's a lady Doctor. I had a lady doctor do my colonoscopy. Frankly, I didn't notice anything odd. They both knocked me out with drugs so I had no idea what was said, looked at or done. At my age, I could care less.

 

my doctor is an older single, never married, female so I always ask her for a kiss first and she blushes.

 

I had a friend who was all excited when he heard about a digital prostrate exam, until he realized what they meant by digit!

 

another term is finger wave.

 

Didn't use 2 fingers to get a second opinion did he?

 

My first one was at my wifes' doctor (I don't really have a primary doctor..been pretty healthy), and she asked if I had this done before, and I said no (and was thinking "that's an exit not an entrance") and she says don't worry, I have skinny fingers!

 

The worst is when the Dr says I have to go back in, I lost my ring.

 

Must be dyslexic, when I read the title I read prostitute exam

 

Yeah I was thinking it might just be my thought process

 

My doctor said the same thing when I winced in pain. Doc your fingers might be small, but nothing goes up that exit.

Makes you wonder when you come to and they are having a cigarette.