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  1. Beetle-Kill

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    ..I owned a Unicorn that liked baked beans, and farted $20 bills.

    Is that too much to ask for?

    Anyone else wish they had a Unicorn?
     
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    Nah, I heard their ornery sumbeeches, and they only eat the really expensive beans.
     
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    $20 buy's a lot of beans, even expensive ones.

    As long as the Unicorn was good with them, and extremely flatulent. Flower scented would be a bonus.
    Taser to the yarbles a few times cures the ornery out of most things. Got that covered. ;)
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Almost, no farts...

     
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    This kid owns a unicorn. They exist!

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