In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

Bees!!!

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Smokinpiney, May 24, 2015.

  1. Smokinpiney

    Smokinpiney

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    3,811
    Likes Received:
    20,673
    Location:
    "South" Jersey
    The bee keeper came and took his bee boxes from the blueberries behind the house yesterday. He came earlier than usual (mainly comes after dark that way all bees are back in the hive). Well apparently he left a few behind and they're pizzed! I started stacking in my shed this afternoon and noticed a honey bee buzzin around me. Didn't think anything of it and kept swatting him away. Well that little sucker got me right on the top of my forehead and of course i had a split in each hand. Can ya guess what happened next?

    Yep i wacked myself in the head with an oak split :picard:. I don't know what hurts worse, the sting or the knot from the split :rofl: :lol:. After he got me i stepped out of the shed and realized there's 50-100 bees swarming the top of the shed. Guess they don't know where to go now so my woodshed is the hotspot. This means WAR!! :rootintootin:
     
  2. rottiman

    rottiman

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    14,437
    Likes Received:
    95,936
    Location:
    XXXXXXXXXXX
    That's using your head Piney................................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  3. Backwoods Savage

    Backwoods Savage Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    46,994
    Likes Received:
    296,089
    Location:
    Central MI
    If they are swarming, they may be gone in the morning. We had that happen a couple years ago and there were a lot of them! Gone the next day.

    But, I didn't whack myself in the forehead over it. :rofl: :lol: :headbang: :heidi:
     
  4. rottiman

    rottiman

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    14,437
    Likes Received:
    95,936
    Location:
    XXXXXXXXXXX
    I hate to say it, but I would have paid to see that performance.................:rofl: :lol:
     
  5. Chris F

    Chris F

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2014
    Messages:
    1,351
    Likes Received:
    9,100
    Location:
    Micksburg, Ontario
    Yes! Next time you go out there bring the video camera!
     
  6. dgeesaman

    dgeesaman

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2014
    Messages:
    662
    Likes Received:
    1,952
    Location:
    Elizabethtown, PA
    Hey at least you weren't using a splitting axe
     
  7. Stinny

    Stinny

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2013
    Messages:
    14,113
    Likes Received:
    60,514
    Location:
    western Maine
    Can't ya' just feel the love Smokinpiney... :rofl: :lol: ... :hair: ... :axe:
     
  8. Mag Craft

    Mag Craft

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2014
    Messages:
    4,802
    Likes Received:
    27,728
    Location:
    South East Wyoming
    Dish soap and water. Put it in a sprayer and the soap will stick to their wings and they fall to the ground. End of bees.
     
    Smokinpiney likes this.
  9. Smokinpiney

    Smokinpiney

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    3,811
    Likes Received:
    20,673
    Location:
    "South" Jersey
    Oh i can feel it alright. :wacky:. Don't worry i was laughin at myself right after the wack to the noggin
     
  10. Stinny

    Stinny

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2013
    Messages:
    14,113
    Likes Received:
    60,514
    Location:
    western Maine
    :D
     
    XXL and Ashwatcher like this.
  11. bogydave

    bogydave

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2013
    Messages:
    10,313
    Likes Received:
    37,218
    Location:
    Alaska, North of Anchorage & South of Fairbanks
    Only one stung you ?
    Not to worry;
    the others will be dead soon because they're laughing so hard :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
    dgeesaman, milleo, Stinny and 2 others like this.
  12. TurboDiesel

    TurboDiesel

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2013
    Messages:
    16,198
    Likes Received:
    97,198
    Location:
    Hollidaysburg Pa
    That may be the best laugh I got today. Thanks Backwoods!!!

    Just laughing with you Smokinpiney...I hate bees. The wife thinks she wants to get into honey bees. I told her she could as long as they aren't on our property
     
  13. rottiman

    rottiman

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    14,437
    Likes Received:
    95,936
    Location:
    XXXXXXXXXXX
    "Oh but Honey, I wanna make some honey......................." :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  14. TurboDiesel

    TurboDiesel

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2013
    Messages:
    16,198
    Likes Received:
    97,198
    Location:
    Hollidaysburg Pa
    We just planted 3 apple trees and a cherry tree. We don't need a bee hive, IMO anyhow
     
    Smokinpiney and rottiman like this.
  15. TurboDiesel

    TurboDiesel

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2013
    Messages:
    16,198
    Likes Received:
    97,198
    Location:
    Hollidaysburg Pa
    Yea. Right...I'd have a better chance of getting cash:whistle:
     
    Smokinpiney and rottiman like this.
  16. Smokinpiney

    Smokinpiney

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2013
    Messages:
    3,811
    Likes Received:
    20,673
    Location:
    "South" Jersey
    Well I was able to take back the wood shed today. :smoke: They moved on, guess they knew what was best for them! Got almost another cord stacked tonight as the sun set.