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DWI - Driving While Italian.......................

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  1. rottiman

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  2. papadave

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    "Sorry to have bothered you, sir":rofl: :lol:
     
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    My cousin had a construction business. One day he is driving between job sites and gets pulled over. Instead of approaching his Cadilac the officer stands a distance away, gun drawn, and tells him to sit in the car with his hands on the wheel in plain site. A few minutes later two backup cars arrive and they have my cousin step from the car, frisk him, cuff him. He asks why? They walk him to the back of the car and there are 4 fingers sticking out from his slightly ajar trunk and blood on the bumper. He is schocked and denies all knowledge. Shift officer arrives and asks per mission to pop the trunk.

    What they found was a silicon hand hanging out of the trunk and a half empty bottle of ketchup in the trunk. One of his crew members had played a birthday joke on him... DWI

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    That right there is funny.
    I wonder if the cops were as amused as the crew member?
     
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    I think the prank was intended for the next job site. That job was running late and my cousin was going there to try to inspire them. The pranksters figured this would help get his message across. They never expected the police to see 4 fingers at 60 miles per hour...

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    Showed my Italian decent brother in law and he loved it.
     
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  7. My IS heats my home

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    That was cool. Rotti is definitely in retirement mode, keep up the good work!
     
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