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Autocorrect Funnies Thread

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    I asked my husband to send me a pic to send to Stinny. He sent the pic all is good til I saw it again later...My phone had autocorrected it to "stinky"
     
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    Husband texted father about an encounter with a real nutjob while fishing, his phone autocorrected it to " a real but job".
     
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    We had a member post a reply recently talking about his wife and it was autocorrected to wide! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Every time I get a text from my 16 y/o daughter, its like trying to interpret hieroglyphics o_O :headbang: :picard:
    My standard reply, "PROOFREAD". Not that I'm anywhere near perfect. :doh:
     
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    The dumbing down of America.
     
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    Stinky,Stinny is all the same!:D

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    Not naming any names.....but there are two others here that have funny autocorrects too.

    One is he says "he reckons...." but his phone changes is to he rectums.

    Other one likes chicken breasts, but his phone autocorrects to "breastfeeding"
    :whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I gave away my first generation front loader washing machine. It worked *sometimes*, and that is tough with lil one. The ad I wrote said "I can not help load, it weighs up to several hundred pounds so taker must bring help to remove"

    I accidently typed (no autocorrect involved) "I weighs up to several hundred pounds" OMG WildWildWest and I laughed about for years!!!
     
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    Man, poor thing...we should buy it just to help her out....
     
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    My 71 yr old mother is even worse. At least the youngins type like things sound, well, mostly.

    My moms gibberish is horrible. She broke Google. Plus her phone is 3 yrs old and has" learned" all of her typos and crap. So much for her college degree. :headbang:
     
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    I searched some autocorrect mistakes and they are hilarious! Almost everyone is a bit too raw for reposting though!
     
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    WooHoo.
    Glad someone did.:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I laugh til I cry on damm you autocorrect website
     
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    She would've broken apple iOS or siri too.
     
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    IT peed on my shoes, not me.:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    You partyin' again up there WW? :D
     
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    She's gotta be drinking PeeBR.:D:cheers:
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

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