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Lost my phone last night

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  1. TurboDiesel

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    Went to a restaurant, got a table, sat down, waiter hands us menus and places a menu at each seat. The others haven't arrived yet. So I go to get my phone out of my pocket to txt them and let them know where our table is...
    Crap..."did I forget my phone?"
    Wife digs hers out and hands it to me . "Did you have it when you left the house?"
    "I thought I did"
    My buddy comes in..."Whose phone did you call me from?"
    "Wife's...I forgot mine"
    ...So after we order the waiter collects the menus from everyone...there's my Phone sitting right in front of me on the table.
    (pointing at phone) "hey ...theres my phone that I left at home"
    "I am losing my mind!"
    Wife says "where was it?"
    I moved it about 3" and set it back down on the table..." right there"....
    :doh::hair::picard::headbang::loco: :crazy:
    BrianK ...sound familiar?
     
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    Ya. I misplace stuff right in front of me all the time. :(
     
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    I'm claiming the fifth on this one.:whistle:
    I frequently lose my mind.:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Hold on a minute, let me ask my wife. She's better at losing cell phones, cell phone chargers and sets of keys than any other mortal on earth.

    By the way you forgot the appropriate emoticon: :BrianK:
     
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    It's ok Tim, my brother "lost" his phone while talking to one of his sons......on the phone.....which he was holding up to his seemingly empty head.:picard:
    You,....... are not alone.
     
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  6. My IS heats my home

    My IS heats my home

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    Same thing happened to me at lunch yesterday. Sat in my truck, took out $15 in cash out of the middle console, got out and walked in to order some food. I go to my pockets to look for the cash, nothing. I had to pay with a debit card but still where's the cash I thought I put in my pocket 10 mins before. Got my lunch , went back to the truck and there it is, left it on top of the console. I know I'm losing it.
     
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    It's ok my wife was looking for my son once. She was holding him. I can understand though when all 3 go in different directions.
     
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    I have problems finding the gallon of milk in the fridge. :hair: Yes, the light even works :headbang:
     
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    I remember you saying that! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    The brain is the second thing to go...........:startled:
     
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    Yup, I hear Ya. When I lost the first thing I ended up needing to take a half a Viagra tablet just so I wouldn't pizz on my boots..............................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    :picard:
     
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    TMI!
     
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    Well, you guys give me hope. I thought I must be the worst and I've lost so many things.... I even lose my thoughts; go to get something then wonder what I went there for? :BrianK: :heidi:
     
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    Been there, done that many times.........................:doh::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Yep,....we should start a club.
    Lots of sub-clubs.....
    I can't find my keys club
    Where'd I park my car club
    I lost my phone club
    Did I come in the kitchen for a sammich? club
    I'm sure there must be more, but I can't remember.
     
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    :rofl: :lol:

    Unfortunately I would be a candidate for the ones you mentioned already.

    What about the "honey, what did I come into this room for?" (blank look in return)
     
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    "That look" that says....uh, mindreading is extra.:D
     
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    Back around Christmas I went to a local gun shop. Took the puppy outside and came back to the truck to find that I had locked myself out of the truck. CRAP!!! Called my brother to get him to bail me out. Meanwhile i take the pup into the shop with me cause it's cold out, they love dogs so all is well. after about twenty minutes I take the pup outside again. While I'm outside in the cold I put my hands in my pockets to keep them warm and find my keys...RIGHT THERE IN MY POCKET. :hair::loco: :crazy::headbang::picard:

    Guess this can be the "how stupid could I be thread":BrianK:
     
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    I would have "found" the keys in the car after your brother had unlocked the car. That is if he had already left to get the spare keys. If he hadn't left yet, then I'd fess up
     
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