You people, this thread went to hell in a handbasket in like 5 posts. Bar oil to Swedes to fish in PA. If it wasn't so damm funny I'd flag it. Where are the moderators, anyway? Oh, that's him on the floor over there, tears running out of his eyes? Never mind.
Keep in mind this forum is populated by two stroke huffing, window licking, short bus riders who wander around the woods wearing helmets and muttering to themselves...