Raccoons pooping on the back of my woodshed

Could you give "it" some pink and blue hair and one of those snout horseshoes?

 

Hahaha...Perfect!!

 

Better watch out, those trash pandas can be vindictive.

 

At least one will not be doing any heavy lifting for a while!

 

Have not seen any poop behind the woodshed since putting up the spikes! I did see some hair caught on the end spikes on the fence (first spikes an animal would come up against when coming from our neighbors yard). The back motion lights have been going crazy at night as, I assume, the raccoons are changing their travel routes. My Wif did ask me if raccoons have metric or standard cahonies?

 

10mm I am sure!

 

That's great news. Glad it's working so far.

 

I have a feeling that I missed a hilarious pic that was removed.

 

Me too.

 

Since this is an open forum, I opted to delete the image. No reason to give the mods more headaches. I grew up watching Benny Hill, Monty Python, Mel Brooks, etc. and the last comedian I saw live was Sam Kinison. Add that to a twisted sense of humor after a career in the military and I can laugh at things without being offended. Unfortunately, that is not the norm in today's society, so I took the picture down.

 

I completely understand, and we have MUCH in common.

EDIT.. feel free to PM me the pic.

 

I enjoyed and still enjoy all the names you listed.

 

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I love British humour.

I have a 40th anniversary edition of Monty Python and the holy Grail, complete with castle wall and catapult to fling the included cow, pig, ram, and some bird over the wall.

Now, I will neither confirm nor deny that I sat on the floor and enjoyed doing such while watching the movie, but I can say that I enjoyed it very much.

Jill put up with those kinda shenanigans and just laughed while doing an unhealthy amount of eyeroll.