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  1. stoveliker

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    Albert Einstein was a genius.

    But his brother Frank was a monster.
     
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    :picard::picard:
     
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    Oh come on...you know you raffed a little...:D
     
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    What do you call a cow with a twitch?





    Beef jerky
     
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    My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays.


    I don't know. Must be my weekend immune system.
     
    stoveliker, Mar 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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    What do you call an alligator in a vest?




    An investigator...
     
    brenndatomu, Mar 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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    My buddy took his family to the zoo, all they had was a dog. It was a chitzu (that's not how I spelled it...the forum changed it!)
     
    brenndatomu, Mar 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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    What concert can you go to for .45ยข?



    A Fifty Cent concert featuring Nickelback
     
    brenndatomu, Mar 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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    There was a butcher at the Academy awards. Turns out he won an Oscar...an Oscar Mayer!!!
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Mar 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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    That dude is such a weiny
     
    brenndatomu, Mar 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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    Sunday was a sad day, but the day before that was a sadder day!
     
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    I've been collecting magazines for years.

    I have issues.
     
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