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  1. yooperdave

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    Winter is snow joke.
     
    yooperdave, Jan 20, 2026
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    Eric VW, Jan 24, 2026
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    Which is faster, hot or cold?






    Hot, because you can catch a cold.
     
    yooperdave, Feb 2, 2026
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    Whats the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.


    Why cant your nose be 12" long?

    If it was then it'd be a foot!


    Ms. buZZsaw says I'm the cheapest guy on the planet...but I'm not buying it!!!
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Feb 28, 2026
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    I don't enjoy computer jokes.
    Not one bit.
     
    billb3, Mar 5, 2026
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    brenndatomu, Mar 10, 2026
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    Know what I call it when I eat alphabet soup with laxatives?


    Letterrip
     
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  8. stoveliker

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    More "dad joke" (less childish) one:

    What do you call a beehive with no exit.



    Unbelievable
     
    stoveliker, Mar 11, 2026
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    That's not bad
    :rofl: :lol::thumbs:
     
    brenndatomu, Mar 11, 2026
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    I dated a Swiss girl back in the day. I broke up with her after visiting her home town.
    Too many red flags.
     
    stoveliker, Mar 12, 2026
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    Did she have too many holes in her head?

    Sorry for the cheesy joke! :doh:
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Mar 12, 2026
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    Whew...pretty rough man...o_O :rofl: :lol:
     
    brenndatomu, Mar 12, 2026
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    This one goes in the "Bad Dad Jokes" folder along with several others of Brad's!:picard:
     
    metalcuttr, Mar 12, 2026
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    MikeInMa, Mar 12, 2026
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    Whats worse? My thread titles or my dad jokes?
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Mar 12, 2026
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    Have you heard about the two blind cyclopes?

    Neither have I.
     
    stoveliker, Mar 13, 2026
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    Yes.

    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    :p
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Mar 13, 2026
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    Now that you mention it... we need several "Bad" Folders!:doh:
     
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    Several? :picard:
     
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