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Sales still above last year

Discussion in 'The Wood Market' started by EODDiver, Feb 25, 2023.

  1. WeldrDave

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    Right back atcha man...anyone that makes as much firewood as y'all do, in the Georgia heat no less, and from trees that you cut down, bucked up, hauled home, split, stacked, and monitored the whole drying process for peak premium-ness, then hand select only the most gooder pieces to go for their final ride to some lucky customer...well, the only losers there are the customers that wait too long call, and y'all run out! :saw: :stack::stack: :stacker: :yes: :handshake:
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    "I only put in 10-12 hour days producing and selling firewood

    my IPA and whiskey habit makes me unintelligible after four each day

    Sorry to offend anyone that can’t do twelve hours a day of physical labor

    Four full ricks over 195 mile round trip

    12 hours a day keeps all the competitors away"

    Something isn't mathing here...
    You do 12 hours of physical labor a day but spend time driving almost 200 miles, you are often unintelligible after four each day (don't know what time of the day you have to start to be that drunk that early, but hope you aren't driving), 12 hours a day but drunk at 4, so you either start working before 4am or you use equipment while drunk?

    Not sure why I care but I was thinking about some of the claims and insults throughout the posts and couldn't help to think maybe math isn't a strength of yours?
     
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    DON'T call him a Chief!!! HE IS NOT A CHIEF!!! Real Chief's don't have to BULL$#!T!
     
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    I’m happy for the guy selling wood to super stick Rick. I’d say he raised his prices forcing ssr to raise his. Am I doing this right? Carry on I need to get some rest before I get up at 4am, head to the Y, swim 1000m, deliver 185 ricks, go to the gym for leg day. Rinse and repeat
     
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    While guzzling booze the whole time.
     
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    Yes gotta be hammered before 4 sets of 12 squatting 600lbs.
     
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    I hope it stays open so we can continue to watch the circus.
     
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    I just had the exact thought.
     
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    Ya'll know the difference between a mosquito and (Doug Smith) EODDiver?





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    jrider I agree his math/logic skills are lacking. 65 ricks is monthly goal for November? Less than 22 full cord in November.. darn little over a cord a day mon- Friday working 12 hours days.

    I am pretty sure you deliver full cords after other job so doesnt T.Jeff Veal

    hey I am just a red neck I moved 5 1/2 cord with a box truck rental with Tommy gate in 1 trip. Cause hey time is money. Real estate agent called me, hour and half away but it was stacked and drying. They paid us to remove it.:whistle:
     
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    Now that's how it's done son! :thumbs:
     
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    Beast years are like dog years...gnome sayin? Those can be broken down into hours to substantiate the math. :rofl: :lol:
     
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    No because I didn’t sell it! Got army buddy, he got a call from sandbox, soldier mom elderly her husband had cancer. Mom would not take charity! You know it’s a PITA to burn wet wood.
    in short, 20 1/2 ton pickup came up to my house with mtn division and I didn’t get a single Benjamin.
     
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    I won't close it unless it gets verbally bad and destructive. He's allowed to spew is personal "Admiration".... :whistle: