Nashville hot or not so much?

I’m sending you a box of Insomnia cookies today. High earners love them. You are doing a fine job mocking yourself.

 

I really don't like to be the spelling or grammar police but if you're going to insult someone, you should at least do it properly.

 

I’m sure it would be nothing short of entertaining! I’ll let you know when I’m in town

 

Sharp setup Chud

 

Alright men let’s go sell some ricks

 

I'll be simply burning mine.

Happy sales to all who do!

 

I think I might give a couple away, just to pizz someone off...

 

"I'll do around 100k this year as a one man band and you mock me. Explain yourself?"

How dare you mock the Nashville king, you looser!
All this make anyone else think of "pay no attention to the lil man behind the curtain" in the wizard of oz?!

 

I will take a couple free "Ricks" off your hands and it will be a lot less than a 200 mile round trip...Bring Haftacut and I will cook us some steaks (Straight up Looser Party)!!

 

Ain't that the truth...

 

Lol...he must think he's still in the military or a school teacher...

 

About as entertaining is the "Sales above last year" thread, starting on page 64...

 

I’m in!

 

I’m booked up with deliveries through the weekend, no time for looser parties.

 

Great comparison. For any that don't know, watch this clip.

 

Make those Benjamin's!

 

Greatest skit ever

 

Rick order placed after dark tonight, rick delivered tonight 2 minutes away. You gotta be willing to act fast right Nashville. These loosers don’t know nuttn bout hi bizness akumens.
Probably let a few poors smell a new Benjamin tomorrow after another delivery.

 

Only thing they like more than perfectly seasoned firewood is giving away the Benjamin’s! Sounds like you need to increase your price again. They’ll thank you for it

 

nashville for sale "firewood" - craigslist
27.5 ricks delivered this month. Do the math. Let’s see some of your ads.