Funny Picture Thread.....4th Attempt!!!!

these aren’t really funny just cool

 

Dang, that staircase is incredible

 

Crocodiles do not swim here


Crocodiles, do not swim here

 

Can I get an amen

 

Launched in 1958. Notice the flag has only 48 stars on it?

Alaska and finally Hawaii became states in 1959.

 

Yeah, that's the warning I got. With or without punctuation, I'm not swimming there!

 

Sure is! But, I can only see those cracks enlarging and the bark falling off over the years.....

 

Neither do potato chips!

 

Did just fine in my English studies, thank you.

But, we're not talking about English here. We're talking about punctuation!

 

I still write paper checks all the time

 

Hobby Lobby doesn't take checks any more. Cash or credit.

 

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants
The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"

Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"

 

Right, still is too. When else would they be able to teach it?

The point I'm trying to make is that punctuation is not English language. All languages have punctuation.

This is one of the reasons why "we" have so much fun here.....pointing out someone's post when they forget to use punctuation.

 

Cute story, not funny pics...you'll get over it...

So I roll into this farm in North Dakota to deliver a grain bagger. Place is massive. Roads everywhere. Houses, barns, shops... basically a whole city but with tractors instead of traffic lights. I call the farmer and say, “Hey, I’m at your main entrance but I got no idea where the hell to go.”
Farmer goes, “Oh crap, you’re here already. I’m busy, so I’ll send my dog.”
Me: “...your dog??”
Farmer: “Yes sir. He’ll bring you right to the shop.”
Couple minutes later this dog comes flying out of nowhere, pulls up to my driver’s side door barking his head off. I roll the window down like, “Alright Lassie, what is it? Timmy in the well again?” Dog barks once, turns, and bolts down the road. Every hundred feet he looks back, barks, then keeps going.
So now I’m in a semi truck following a farm dog through a maze of barns and dirt roads like it’s the world’s most redneck GPS. Left turn. Right turn. Zigzag through a field. At this point I’m wondering if he actually knows where we’re going or if I’m about to end up abandoned in some cornfield with Scooby Doo laughing his azz off.
Sure enough, boom... there’s the farmer with his tractor. Dog trots over like, “Mission complete.” Farmer hands me a dog treat and says, “Give that to him. Thank him for bringing you.”
Apparently this happens all the time. Guy just sends his dog to fetch truckers and lead them to whichever shop he wants.
Best damm day of my week. Also... if your farm dog isn’t trained to guide semis like a four-legged Uber driver, are you even farming?
And as always this post is proudly sponsored by
Ruff GPS — because screw Garmin, just bark louder
E-I-E-I-O Taxi Service — now offering left turns, right turns, and the occasional cornfield detour
Bark Directions — “recalculating route” means the squirrel ran by

 

I intentionally leave it out sometimes