Braxton Cord

Anybody ever heard the term before?

I was browsing FBM and was checking a wood sellers listing and its one of his wood volume options. Apparently its a truck full either short or long bed. Cant say I've heard of it before.

 

Braxton...I think that is Rick's step brother...

 

Never! More made up nonsense.

 

Seems like a term that leaves the door wide open to screwing the customer when selling firewood.

 

But what about a 'Periwinkle' load? LOL Reminds me of all the goofy names for TV streaming services.

 

That sounds more like a prison term!

 

I’d come up with something smart azz and ask for a buzzsaw bucket of kindling to go with that load.

 

Or an act performed in prison

 

True, but when I deliver a half cord I often say jokingly its a "BRAD" load meaning the correct amount, its actually dry and the pieces are pretty uniform. Not that I'm trying to deceive or misrepresent what they're getting. Nor would I use the term selling wood either.

 

Toni?

 

Exactly what I was thinking

 

Unbreak my heart-wood

 

Never heard that term

 

Ben Aflecks brother in “The Accountant”?