Funny Picture Thread.....4th Attempt!!!!

Enough said!!!!

 

Accurate

 

A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets
a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts
grinning from ear to ear, then when he disconnects he shouts to the
barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.
The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd
around keen to know what they are celebrating.
"Well," he announces, "My wife's just produced a typical Queensland
baby boy weighing 25 pounds".
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland .
Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations
of "STREWTH" and "BLOODY HELL!" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the same bar. The barman
says "You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed
25 pounds at birth aren't you? Everybody's been having bets about
how big he'd be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So - how much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers: "17 pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed
25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX Gold
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly
says, "We had him circumcised!"

 

Translation fails

 

Flowers of spring

 

All but the Prince Albert...

 

Favorite practical joke when a smart alec 12 year old was to call little Mom & Pop store and ask “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?” Answer “Yes”. Response “Well let him out his mother wants him to come home”. They heard it so many times that they just rolled with it, but at one point they said we know who you are (they didn’t) and we’re going to call your parents. We quit anyway. Smart a** kids

 

I remember those days.

 

The other one was: “Is your freezer running?”. Reply: “Well better catch it”. We were brats at times and would’ve deserved a good old fashioned butt whoopin’. If I had caught my own sons doing it they sure would have gotten one

 

We would always ask "Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well let him out he is suffocating!"

 

That's the way I remember it.

 

Sucrets??