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Then We Have This Warning....

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Chvymn99, Sep 20, 2014.

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    Brought to by a craigslist user....I wonder what kinda of wood he's talking about?
     

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    Good one got more? :popcorn:
     
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    Woodus wetus..
     
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    Einstein's relative theory on wood burning no doubt..................LOL
     
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    I thought the point of firewood was to have a fire and I thought that a fireplace was where said fire was supposed to happen.
     
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    True, but there are those that seem to prefer the fire in associated or adjacent areas for better heat dispersion then requiring major application of anti flamatory products by a large contingent of local application engineers.
     
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    Yeah, what you said!! :yes::rofl: :lol:
    Maybe if the craigslist ad used proper punctuation, I might have understood that? Then again, I'm one of those crazies that likes to burn pine and other DRY wood. :wacky: :loco: :crazy: :banana: :fire:
     
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    He probably has no idea what kind of wood he is talking about.
     
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