I get that look when my wife starts yammering about paint, pillows, bedding, furniture, remodeling, etc…
Ha!!! My wife is painting the living room right now. Needless to say I will be spending my day in the garage. Have the same plans for tomorrow if she’s still painting.
In terms of the cardboard box one...guilty as charged. Reminds me of those progressive (I think that's the right company) commercials, with the guy trying to instruct people on what not to do to act like their parents (or something like that). Whoever wrote the stuff for that commercial is spot on.
Anyone who tells you that "riced" cauliflower is just like rice.... you don't trust them anymore after that.
I had cauliflower "tots" one time... simulating tater tots. I will admit, they were not that bad. I could do those if I had to. But the company probably fried them in the oil right after the tater tots came out. But that cauliflower "rice" is just a reduculous evil lie.