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Why Did the Split Cross the Road?

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  1. brenndatomu

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    Do they use firewood to cook, or just heating?
     
  2. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Im thinking it came from the tree service yard accross from my wood storage. I see trucks pull out of there with heaping loads of splits. He has offered wood to me and i may take him up on it soon. Ive seen his wood yard and heaping with piles of logs. he has a wood processer so the primo straight logs i imagine he keeps and i dont want huge gnarly, or any gnarly for that matter, logs. Although ive sold a lot of nuggets this Fall and some have wanted to become regulars for them. Maybe i will cut some of those. Really dont want to but heck if i have customers why not.
     
  3. Timberdog

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    Of course …I would expect nothing less! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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  4. Timberdog

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    A new sport…Firewood polo!
     
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    Why Did the Split Cross the Road?

    To get to the other fireplace. Duh.:cool:
     
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  6. jo191145

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    You standing on that corner with a cardboard sign Brad? C’mon you can tell us.
     
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    i dunno Brad, your wood looks a little beat up.
    Gotta start taking care of that sort of thing.
     
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    "WILL WORK FOR WOOD"! :rofl: :lol:
     
  9. Horkn

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    Yeah, it doesn't look artisanal.
     
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