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Better to quit when your a head

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  1. Hammerhead20

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    The Cape Breton RCMP Investigation Unit found two heads in an individuals bag in the mayflower mall food court during the lunch hour today.
    A young man, about 21 years old, entered the food court with a backpack, and shortly after, fellow individuals in the food court then began to perceive a strong smell from the boy's backpack.
    The horrible smell made the individuals suspicious and one of them alerted the security guard.
    The security guard immediately contacted the RCMP.
    As RCMP arrived, they instructed the individual to place his hands behind his head and back away from the backpack slowly, placing him under arrest.
    One of the RCMP Officers almost fainted in shock when he opened the 21-year-old boy's backpack and found two (2) heads.
    After examining them carefully, the officers found out that they were two known heads.
    It was a head of garlic and a head of lettuce.
    Thank you very much for reading this far!
    Now you can continue what you were doing!
     
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