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Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

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    The Governor of South Dakota got a flame thrower for Christmas. She used it to help burn up the boxes the presents came in.
     
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    Light the stove from over in the recliner?! :whistle: :eek: :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Sam and Morris met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.



    One day Morris didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.



    But after Morris hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Morris lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

    A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Morris.




    But one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Morris! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.



    Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Morris, what in the world happened to you?

    Morris replied, 'I’ve been in jail!’

    'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

    'Well,' Morris said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

    'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

    'Well, she knew I had money, and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court I pleaded 'Guilty'…'. The damm judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’
     
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    It's always a New Year's tradition so be sure to eat your black-eyed peas for a little luck in 2023!

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    Blacked eye peas (coins), collard greens (folding money) and cornbread. New Years tradition here and I love them all . Can’t say it’s ever brought me any wealth but enjoyed non the less!
     
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    Some have super bad days.

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    I have seen results of those post turtles out west. 99 spied on once and asked what is that? Told her what it used to be and neither of us could understand why anyone would do something like that!
     
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    My wife JUST said that looking at this!
     
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    Snapping turtles used to decorate a lot of steel fence posts around here. In farm ponds they will take bites out of fish on a stringer & it was/is pretty common to catch them when when catfishing. It was a regular occurrence to catch a snapping turtle or two every time someone went to catfishing.
     
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