Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

When you are over 70 who cares!
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>>>> I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
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>>>> This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
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>>>> I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen? She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
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>>>> I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
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>>>> Cost me 6 stitches...but, When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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>>>> I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
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>>>> Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
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>>>> I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
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>>>> When you're over seventy...........who cares?
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>>>> I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look alright.
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>>>> I said, if I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.
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>>>> Cost me a fat lip, but... When you're over seventy............who cares?
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>>>> I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
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>>>> "Really," she said, "Go on then.. try."
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>>>> After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?
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>>>> I said, "Yesterday."
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>>>> Cost me a kick in the nuts, but... When you're over seventy............who cares?
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>>>> I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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>>>> When you're over seventy............who cares?
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>>>> I went to my favorite bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
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>>>> I said, "Good legs"
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>>>> The woman giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
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>>>> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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>>>> When you're over seventy............who cares?
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