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    AMEN!!! There is NONE deadlier! o_O
     
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    I have read the Bible maybe twice, this is a very true statement! Only problem I couldn't get past was, where did Noah put all the animal $#!T every day? :confused: 35,000 species of $#!T was a LOT of shoveling!!! :jaw:
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    Wouldnt he just toss the chit overboard? Agreed its a lot of chit to process but so is the story of my daily life! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    According to the Bible, there was only (1) big door and they couldn't open it during the Horrendous storm and 4 small windows for air. Also, think of this. 8 people on the ark and 35,000 animals to take care of. That's larger than the Phila zoo, San Diego zoo, Chicago zoo and St. Louis zoo all combined with hundreds of staff in each. Ok, Brad, what'cha think... Lot's of $#!T shoveling huh...
     
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    Sure is. Hope they had some febreeze onboard!
     
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    So... you believe in the Bible, God, the Ark and that 10's of thousands of (also estimated at 6744) animals gathered in one place, then you shouldn't have any trouble believing that God had a plan for food, water and the cleanup of manure.
     
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    That was NEVER stated in the Bible, so then why did God make poor Noah build a dam boat when he could have just willed it into existence? Why did Noah have to go drag TONS of trees out of the woods and build a dam boat? I do believe in a divinity! HANDS DOWN, but I'm also a realist. The Bible was written by man. I'll just leave this here... :zip: Not going to get into this here...
     
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    No sir, all scripture is God breathed... and written by man. :yes:
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    Interpreted. :handshake: Another thought, there were many books as my memory serves me that were NOT Included in the Bible. Why? My studies with it took many turns. Believe it or not, I sat on the altar of a Church for nearly 40 years. I am/was also a licensed lay minister.
    Listened too many of scholars and clergy. The Bible has been written and changed many times.
    Take a peek at this.
    How many books were left out of the bible? - Lecture Tools
     
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