You might be at the right place if...

You dry yer noodles on the driveway

 

Spagetti?

 

I think someone wants to play in the noodles.

 

I tossed mine from a few months ago. I still wanna kick my own butt for that..

 

Yeah, pretty sure the dog has made that pile half its size. I just threw it out there one day figuring to scoop it up another, just haven't had the 5 minutes to do so.

 

would the deer like that?

 

I always see the deer eating the green stuff. Actually haven't seen any close to the house in a good month or two.

 

What's your secret? I'd like to keep them away from the house.

 

Sleep at night! Haha, I always see deer droppings near the shrubs around the house. Not so much in the summer, plenty to eat in the woods I guess.

 

That stuff makes excellent bedding for chickens and ducks. My wife wants me to cut logs like that just for the noodles.
It also makes good kindling. But that ones obvious.

 

You might be in the right place if you 3 or more saws

 

You might be in the right place if you stop at a friends house and identify all of their trees

 

You might be in the right place if you instruct everyone how to dry their wood

 

That's what I was hoping this thread would turn into.

 

You might be in the right place ,if you burn cow pies in your stove

 

You might be in the right place if you'd rather spend your summer weekends gathering firewood.
You might be in the right place if you think Scotty's stacks look sexy.
You might be in the right place if you want to burn wood the RIGHT way!

 

You might be in the right place if you tell your wife that someone gave you wood and her mind doesn't immediately go "in the gutter".

 

You might be in the right place if you take a daily stroll to look at the wood stacks.

Already have the itch to light up the stove and enjoy the entire process of heating.