In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by jrider, Sep 19, 2022.

  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    I have a wad of napkins in my visor for such purpose. :emb: :picard::rofl: :lol:
     
  2. Sirchopsalot

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    Ahhhh, not for sloppin up coffee spilled in the truck?!?
     
  3. corncob

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    Nice thing about living out here in the country is, you can whizz about anywhere and... I carry a roll of TP in both my tractors so when I have to go (poo), I just squat down next to the tractor tire and let it rip. It's fertilizer anyway. Called a 'Farmer squat'....
     
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    They were putting in a huge storm water retention beside the road a ways from our home. Driving by, my Wife saw a man with a hard hat on standing inside an upended section of 48" concrete pipe. She whipped over next to the pipe and asked through the car window what the man was he doing and what was being built ? "It was really strange" she said "he just stood there in the pipe looking all embarrassed and kind of squirming around but never said a word". "I finally just drove away". "Wonder what that was all about?" I drove by the site next day and you guessed it....no portable potti! I told her that the poor guy was just peacefully trying to take a leak in the only cover available and you whipped over next to the pipe and surprised him in the act with a bunch of questions. Poor guy probably won't be able to get relaxed enough to pee for a week! She thought that was "Just Gross"!:bug:
     
  5. Horkn

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    Today, I found out that according to the Internet, that 2011-12 suburbans have timing belts. Hmmm

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    And no, you can't comment on this site. It's not the first time I've seen absolutely inaccurate or completely false info that they are spouting.
     
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    I have a buddy who is a lineman; last fall he was suffering from bad Mexican food very abruptly. They had been rebuilding structures out in the middle of a large ranch so he found the nearest patch of trees and headed that way. While in the midst of his business, he heard a noise, looked up, and met eyes with a very very unhappy bow hunter 15yds away in a treestand.... he then cordially waved to the gentleman, and heads back to the right of way. It happens to the best of us!
     
  7. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Ive done that many a time! :picard: Cleaning windows with windex, wiping up caulk...multitude of uses.
     
  8. Sandhillbilly

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    I guarantee I pee outside more than indoors. Just one of the perks of living in more open spaces. I’ve thought about putting an outhouse by my wood processing area for the times when I need to do paper work. Work pickup and firewood pickup always have a roll of TP on board.
     
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    So can we consider this :Yar:
     
  10. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Maybe Holland Dell can build you one??? ;)
    Priorities
     
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    Absolutely not....
    This is really good exchange of practical information! Lol
     
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    This is the quorum. We continue to meet and meet and agree on things of certain stature. Why haven't we issued a coin yet??:bug:
     
  13. Holland Dell

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    Well, anything is possible. UPS fees from Wisconsin to Nebraska could be a game changer. It would be less expensive to just buy a shovel.:D
     
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    This thread certainly took a turn. Lol
     
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    That might be the most PC way of describing that scenario I have even seen...:rofl: :lol: :thumbs:
     
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    It happens on here quite frequently! :whistle: :picard:
     
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    I vote for a FHC coin. 1 oz. silver .999, tree on the front, reverse axe, maul, chainsaw, wave pattern background, and FHC outer ring both sides. $3 or $4 above spot, and I'll take a few.
     
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    I love it. Ill take a bunch too.
     
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    That is the norm around here, lol. Blows me mind! Unless one has a stove or insert, I don't get it. Doesn't burn worth a hoot!