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Arrested for Scrounging Wood

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by buZZsaw BRAD, Apr 1, 2022.

  1. Horkn

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    Connecticut Karen. I suppose that's an extra special variety.
     
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    Nice. You totally got me.
     
  4. buZZsaw BRAD

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    I tried to gets pics Adam. No pics it didnt happen! I asked several cops to go in on the joke, going as far as willing to make a donation to their charity. Against policy. Most thought it was funny. One is actually a wood customer of mine too.

    My best joke was 15 years ago when Ms. buZZsaw and i pretended to elope after knowing each other a month. Fooled my family good, but back fired on her four kids (two teens and two adult). We got fake rings and marriage license. They believed it but it went South real fast! We dragged it on too long and even when we fessed up there was little relief. Her eldest daughter didnt like me for years because of this.
     
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  5. Chud

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    My wife got fooled good yesterday. My daughter was at a friends house and the friends mom called my wife to tell her Sierra had an accident and lost a couple of teeth. My wife freaks out, leaves a meeting to rush to her car, before finding out it’s an April fools. She wasn’t amused and cussed her friend. Wife called me later to tell me about it without starting with the joke part and I’m thinking ooph this is going to be expensive.
     
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    Shame on that friends mom.....not funny to get a message about someone having an accident.
     
  7. Cold Trigger Finger

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    That was a good one Brad.
    You totally had me.
    I will say it was depressing and frustrating at first.
    Till the April fools.
     
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